Paging Dr. Dodgeball?

By Kyle Rieger
February 1, 2012

You can’t get a doctorate in dodge ball, a profession in push ups or a job doing jumping jacks. High school’s purpose is to prepare students for their occupational lives, so P.E. doesn’t carry much purpose and should not be required for graduation. There are several successful people throughout... Read more »

300 Words: Mutt marketing is a ruff concept

by Antonia Akrap
November 16, 2011

While more students own a pooch than a pair of Sperry Top Siders, creating a commercial for the loyal pets may be taking puppy adoration to the extreme. Purina Pet Food aired a commercial in Austria and Germany this year specially created to attract the ears of a dog and draw their color- blind eyes... Read more »

300 Words: Time for all the men to give up the flop

By Alex Jones
October 21, 2011

It has come to my attention an inexcusable crime has been repeatedly committed at KHS. Though no suspensions or detentions have been issued, the severity of the situation cannot be denied. Girls have been scrutinized for styles such as belly-baring crop tops and scandalously short skirts, but an equally... Read more »

300 Words: A tribute 2 da super sad death of my BFFL :(

By Claire Salzman
October 1, 2011

Today, we celebrate the life and mourn the loss of a dear old friend. He was born at the dawn of history. He saw the creation of the Magna Carta and the Declaration of Independence. He was there for the birth of Harry, Ron and Hermione and the death of the poets from “Dead Poet’s Society.”... Read more »

300 Words: Placenta bear

Claire Salzman
March 2, 2011

There is nothing in this world more cuddly than a placenta. At least, this is the truth according to British designer Alex Green. For a couple years now, Green has been selling kits for new mothers to turn the organ, often called “afterbirth,” into a displayable teddy bear. “I was very interested... Read more »