Verbatim: March 2010

March 23, 2010  
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“I want to move to the jungle and pick my own grapes for lunch everyday.” -Jimmy McHugh, freshman snacking on some green grapes during orchestra rehearsal. “Ricky Martin is gay? What do I do if he hits on me?” -Jack Stumpf, junior having a nervous breakdown in Spanish class at this... Read more »

Verbatim: February 2010

February 22, 2010  
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“You know how nicknames are cool today? Like PE Daddy and Snoop Dawg.” -Steve Jonak, math teacher explaining why the coordinate plane is called the Cartesian plane after des Cartes. “There is a big orange ball in the sky. I’m afraid of it.” -Lara Embree, English teacher as... Read more »

Verbatim: January 2010

January 28, 2010  
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“She looks like an Avatar.” -Molly Meyer, senior watching a tall, thin girl run past her. “There always has to be some danger when you’re high.” -Tim Harig, history teacher talking about the dangers of being tall. 0 Read More →

Verbatim: December 2009

December 16, 2009  
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“He came in my house and pooped on my spoons! Of course I killed him.” -Larry Anderson, German teacher recounting the tale of why he killed a mouse. “Ralph Nader came from the future to save us all from killing ourselves.” -Christian Friedman, senior discussing interest... Read more »

Verbatim: October 2009

October 6, 2009  
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“What if they made cough syrup milkshakes that didn’t taste like cough syrup? They’d be soothing and cool and delicious!” -Ben Bradshaw, senior experiencing a moment of genius while staring at his milkshake. “Remember, nothing good happens after midnight.” -David... Read more »