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About the undead: Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

About the undead: Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

Jamie Jones, interactives staff

February 17, 2016


Filed under Unfortunate Deaths

So, imagine you take a random yet beloved public domain classic that has been remade countless times and remake it again. Hollywood, right? But let’s imagine for a moment, that Hollywood took two completely different genres and mashed them together into a new kind of remake. Let’s imagine they h...

Free time is dead.

Free time is dead.

Jamie Jones, interactives staff

October 27, 2015


Filed under Unfortunate Deaths

Free time is dead. When we were in fifth grade, we had half an hour of homework each night, and the rest of the afternoon to do do whatever we wanted. In eighth grade, we had an hour or two of homework, a few extracurriculars and still plenty of free time. And then high school began. And free time ...

I wanted to go to Hogwarts

I wanted to go to Hogwarts

Jamie Jones, interactives staff

October 8, 2015


Filed under Unfortunate Deaths

I really wanted to go to Hogwarts. However, my dream of becoming the first Muggle student at the school of Witchcraft and Wizardry has finally died. I started reading the Harry Potter books when I was in third grade, and until I was 11, a small, illogical part of me prayed to Merlin that I would get my own letter the July before I turned 11. Bu...

An obituary for summer

An obituary for summer

Jamie Jones, interactives staff

September 14, 2015


Filed under Unfortunate Deaths

Summer, also known as a warm period with no school to speak of, passed away at the hands of hippie seniors Tuesday, Aug. 18 at 7:50 a.m. They showed up and greeted KHS with a 1960s theme and two rock bands. Not that Summer was offended. It’s only that Summer was the season during which those songs...

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