For this issue, we conducted a survey where we asked students comic book worthy questions in hopes to get some entertaining answers. Here are the questions we asked and some of the answers we received: 

Do you or anyone you know have a “villain origin story”? 

“I do. Everyone makes fun of me because my sister is really pretty so I lock in and am on my comeback arc.” – Zach Ingersoll, senior 

“Someone hit my car in the parking lot and I never found out who. If you saw someone hit a black Nissan with their white car last year lmk.”- Anonymous 

“[Someone] told me I would never become [anything] in hockey [as] a kid. Three years later he’s a high school drop out and I’m playing varsity hockey.” – Anonymous 

“The school banned my Spotify on my laptop and now I want whomever did that to rue the day.” – Josh Fitter, junior 

“I got my pants pulled down twice in elementary.” -Derek Boswinkle,  junior  

“Yes. [My friend]. One day he got a sandwich from the sandwich shop. Then he realized it was an evil sandwich (very bad). Now Morgan mistreats all waiters and service workers, putting his hair that he pulled out in his food to get it for free.” -Blake Foirnash, junior 

Do you or anyone you know have an “alter ego”? 

“William Potter is often called ‘William Party’.” – George Richman, senior

“Yes, [I have] a few. It’s a secret.”- Anonymous 

“[When my brother] was a kid [he]  made up a whole other life where he lived in underground tunnels in Japan.”- Anonymous

Are you or anyone you know “out for revenge?”

“My older sister is angry that I’m taller than her. I guess that counts.” – Carson Evans, senior 

“Nope because God says not to seek revenge.” – Kate Hughes, freshman 

“Yes, my friend Lucas wants revenge on Cardi B for wasting his time on bad music.” – Aidan Maloney, freshman

“Well, my friend liked this guy from sixth grade until eighth grade. In eighth grade he started dating this really annoying girl. So now we think both the guy and that girl are annoying and we’re out to get them.”  – Anonymous