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The future of Golden State

Daniel Kim, sports editor

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After the Golden State Warriors won the 2018 NBA Finals, DeMarcus Cousins, the four-time All-Star who is one of the best centers in the league, announced this summer that he will join the Warriors. Signing a one-year, five-million-dollar contract, Cousins will be taking a $11 million pay cut to join the superteam. It seems like the Golden State Warriors attracts superstars like a bird’s nest in a front yard attracts snakes.

*This piece is entirely satirical

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Daniel Kim, sports editor

Interests: Writing "awk" on your copy.
Favorite quote: “Poopy-di scoop Scoop-diddy-whoop Whoop-di-scoop-di-poop Poop-di-scoopty Scoopty-whoop Whoopity-scoop,...

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