The future of Golden State

Daniel Kim, sports editor

After the Golden State Warriors won the 2018 NBA Finals, DeMarcus Cousins, the four-time All-Star who is one of the best centers in the league, announced this summer that he will join the Warriors. Signing a one-year, five-million-dollar contract, Cousins will be taking a $11 million pay cut to join the superteam. It seems like the Golden State Warriors attracts superstars like a bird’s nest in a front yard attracts snakes.

*This piece is entirely satirical







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