The student who ruined his future by not doing Chess Club
Will Drury, copy editor
February 13, 2017
Filed under Blogs, The Parsnip
*This blog is entirely satirical Being accepted into college has never been more challenging. Many students’ dreams of a higher education are never realized and they’re forced to spend the remainder of their meaningless lives working the night shift at McDonald’s until they die alone on the...
10 last-minute Halloween costumes for 2016
Maddie Hawes, Features writer
October 30, 2016
Filed under Entertainment
You spent all month focusing on lifting that B+ to an A, watching Netflix or describing the awesome Halloween costume you never committed to. Now you are here on Sunday, Oct. 30th, desperately searching for a last-minute costume guaranteed to stun everyone at the party. If this situation applies to you,...
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