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Presidential candidate blurbs

Presidential candidate blurbs

Will Drury, opinions writer

February 29, 2016

*This blog is entirely satirical   With the 2016 presidential election just 260 days away, candidates are constantly being watched and ridiculed for their every move. Harsh political experts such as Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Fallon and Saturday Night Live are always looking to find the next r...

Jeb!! Bush reenters race, doubles exclamation points in slogan

Jeb!! Bush reenters race, doubles exclamation points in slogan

MIchael Teasdale, sports writer

February 25, 2016

  Jeb Bush dropped out of the Republican race Saturday night after a dismal 7.8 percent of the South Carolina primary vote, above only New Hampshire one-trick-pony John Kasich, and the first confirmed real-life zombie, Ben Carson. The former Florida governor has failed to garner the support o...

Donald Trump: racist, misogynist, bully extraordinaire

Donald Trump: racist, misogynist, bully extraordinaire

Trevor Cleveland, entertainment editor

December 7, 2015

Take away the misogyny, racism and overall ignorance of billionaire Donald Trump, and you have a man who’s putting a spark back into politics. It’s amazing someone like him can gain 32 percent in the Republican polls, and not a single member from the Republican party can stop him despite their best...

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