The elephant in the room
Allie Hickenbotham, copy editor
March 5, 2018
Filed under Opinions
I remember the day Donald Trump was elected the 45th president of the United States. I remember going to school and seeing students crying, complaining and overall feeling like everyone was walking around with a storm cloud over their heads. I remember in every one of my classes someone talking nega...
Jeb!! Bush reenters race, doubles exclamation points in slogan
MIchael Teasdale, sports writer
February 25, 2016
Filed under The Parsnip, Top Stories
Jeb Bush dropped out of the Republican race Saturday night after a dismal 7.8 percent of the South Carolina primary vote, above only New Hampshire one-trick-pony John Kasich, and the first confirmed real-life zombie, Ben Carson. The former Florida governor has failed to garner the support o...
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