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Freedom – isn’t that what every teen wants? In our current technologically-advanced society, it’s simple, especially with Life360! 

iSpy: Stalking made easy

Maddie Meyers, editor-in-chief October 4, 2019

Freedom – isn’t that what every teen wants? In our current technologically-advanced society, it’s simple, especially with Life360!  Life360 is an app which allows parents to track their kids...

This guy perfectly exemplifies the modern driver: safe, attentive and content.

Driving is bliss

Brendan Davidson, parsnip editor March 17, 2019

*This piece is entirely satirical Driving is supposedly a chore. I think driving is joyous. And it’s only getting better. More people are on the road, phones provide entertainment while we drive and...

Art by Tatum Shore-Fitzgerald.

Jump on the bandwagon

Tom Mueller, features writer December 6, 2018

Jean ‘Sister Jean’ Dolores Schmidt, the 99-year-old un-official mascot for the University of Loyola-Chicago Ramblers men’s basketball team, became the idol of every bandwagon fan in March. She is...

art by Grace Ferguson

How to: get into your dream school

Claire Boysen, print managing editor November 30, 2018

**this piece is entirely satirical Being a senior in high school, there is one question that I get almost anytime I am with family or friends: “Where are you going to college?” Where am I going...

The future of Golden State

The future of Golden State

Daniel Kim, sports editor September 4, 2018

After the Golden State Warriors won the 2018 NBA Finals, DeMarcus Cousins, the four-time All-Star who is one of the best centers in the league, announced this summer that he will join the Warriors. Signing...

Bit Bubble: My Dreams of Becoming a Crypto King

Bit Bubble: My Dreams of Becoming a Crypto King

Jack Bugee, parsnip editor May 14, 2018

On the brink of riches, or so I thought. From the first investment, I knew I would be on top of the world. Throwing money at the internet with an unclear way of how to take it out was a business venture...

Drugs, child labor and soap

Drugs, child labor and soap

Will Drury, Parsnip editor May 8, 2018

*This story is entirely satirical. I decided to take random words from a generator and turn them into a story. These were the words and this is their story: Premise: soap scene Identity: marriage...

The Environment Sucks and Why You Should be Killing It

The Environment Sucks and Why You Should be Killing It

Jack Bugee, opinions writer April 25, 2018

I’ve been meaning to get something off my chest for a while. Seeing everybody talking about saving the environment has started to really grind my gears. It’s insane how far some go to protect something...

Oh the people youll owe!

Oh the people you’ll owe!

Will Drury, Parsnip editor April 24, 2018

Oh, the People You’ll Owe! Condolences... Tomorrow is the day. You’re off to a school, you’re going to pay. You have dust in your head and no money to spare. Your annual tuition makes...

I peaked in middle school

I peaked in middle school

Allie Hickenbotham, copy editor February 28, 2018

art by Celia Bergman *This piece is entirely satirical When people hear the words “middle school” they cringe, gag and maybe even faint. However, I am not one of those people. Those were the best...

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