It’s not SAD after all
Catherine Butler, opinions writer
February 10, 2019
Filed under Entertainment
Over three quarters of KHS students have been missing out on an international holiday. So for the 76.5 percent of you (244/319) who haven’t heard of Singles Awareness Day, it’s time to celebrate. Don’t worry if you’re currently in a romantic relationship; there’s always next year. And that othe...
Eulogy for a friend
Will Drury, copy editor
February 9, 2017
Filed under Blogs, The Parsnip
He was supposed to make it. The odds were in his favor. All the laws of nature said it was possible. He was supposed to make it. But he didn’t. You can’t change the rules. They’re set. Once somebody is gone, they’re gone. Death isn’t a choice; it’s a command, and he was just following orders. ...
Sad Jack O’Lanterns
Vivian Kutheis, web staffer
November 9, 2016
Filed under Entertainment
The day after Halloween is a gloomy one, all Jack O'Lanterns are unlit and beginning to mold. Each one shares a specific story that they want told, so here are some Jack O'Lanterns that are quite bold. “Gosh I was so scared when all those trick or treaters came, I sure am glad they’...
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