Roses are red; violets are blue, I am alone, and so are you

Malcia Greene, features writer

February 12, 2018

Filed under The Parsnip

*This piece is entirely satirical Valentine’s Day? I don’t know her. I only know the darkness of my room as I wither away in isolation during the holiday season. But am I upset about this? Heavens no. There’s nothing more endearing than the boxed chocolate given by lovers as they argue about who lo...

Netflix: Manipulating media

Adler Bowman, features editor

November 21, 2017

Filed under News

No cursing between 6 a.m. - 10 p.m. Comedies are 30 minutes, dramas must be double that. This sounds strict, but these are the regulations the Federal Communications Commission (FCC) has forced upon every network television program since the birth of TV. Until now. Netflix, as it develops original c...

Stranger Things 2 recap and review

Emma Lingo, news-features writer

November 15, 2017

Filed under Entertainment

Last season, “Stranger Things,” an American sci-fi TV show that premiered in 2016, opened with a lab experiment gone wrong and the disappearance of a young boy, Will Byers. The abduction of Will and the lab’s failure to keep their experiments contained sets up for an eerie and enthralling first season...

What popular TV show character should you be for Halloween?

Maddie Meyers, features writer

October 3, 2017

Filed under Quizzes, Top Stories