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Freedom – isn’t that what every teen wants? In our current technologically-advanced society, it’s simple, especially with Life360! 

iSpy: Stalking made easy

Maddie Meyers, editor-in-chief October 4, 2019

Freedom – isn’t that what every teen wants? In our current technologically-advanced society, it’s simple, especially with Life360!  Life360 is an app which allows parents to track their kids...

This guy perfectly exemplifies the modern driver: safe, attentive and content.

Driving is bliss

Brendan Davidson, parsnip editor March 17, 2019

*This piece is entirely satirical Driving is supposedly a chore. I think driving is joyous. And it’s only getting better. More people are on the road, phones provide entertainment while we drive and...

Memes reach millions each day making peoples days brighter by the laughter they bring.

The evolution of the meme

Jack Matousek, features writer February 11, 2019

As I touched the cool screen of an iPad, feeling it for the first time, excitement coursed through my body as I had the power of the world at my fingertips. Look at all the power the Kirkwood Sschool District...

Erin Bugee

Blocked websites

Quentin Stepp, copy editor February 13, 2018

*This piece is entirely satirical Ever since we first got the iPads back in the glory days of middle school, the semi-permeable membrane that is the Kirkwood firewall has protected us from harmful websites...

Celia Bergman

The name game

Izzy Colón, copy editor November 16, 2017

*This piece is entirely satirical Brian is at the golf course. As he gets an afternoon to golf with the guys, a constant rush of names flows through his head; his wife is expecting a baby in a few months....

Not the final test

Not the final test

Jack Rintoul, opinions writer December 16, 2016

*This is a piece of satire* With finals season upon us, I thought it would be a perfect time to reflect on the greatest resume builder for students: test taking. Every year about this time students...

Hillary Clinton

Hillary Clinton

Will Drury, copy editor November 9, 2016

*This blog is entirely satirical Hello everybody! What’s the haps’ tonight? Is everyone here doing okie dokie? Alrighty then! I would first like to thank TKC for the gracious opportunity to speak...

Donald Trump

Donald Trump

Will Drury, copy editor November 9, 2016

*This piece is entirely satirical China. Mexico. ISIS. These three countries are beating us, and we’re losing. Crooked Hillary over here may try to tell you America’s all good, but it’s not. Believe...

OCD nightmare part 2

OCD nightmare part 2

Will Drury, copy editor September 28, 2016

*This blog is entirely satirical We1come to he11 part two. 0h, I’m sorry, does it bother you that I’m using the number 1 instead of the 1etter “L”? 0r that the 1etter “O” at the beginning...

Why Im not voting this year

Why I’m not voting this year

Holden Foreman, web editor September 15, 2016

*This blog is entirely satirical   KHS students aged 18 and older (by election day) registered to vote during homeroom last Thursday, Sep. 8, as the November election season looms around the...

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