Don’t try to deny it, false spring surely fooled you. The warmer temperatures and sunnier days made it easy to start fantasizing about summer. But with spring break around the corner, dreams may soon become reality for those traveling to tropical paradise. It’s impossible to get through a day without someone asking: “What are you doing for spring break?” If that question isn’t enough to get you stressing about your plans, arranging flights will. Now, while planning your extravagant vacation, you’ll slowly start to realize it will never compare to the “mother of all trips.” You see, the South of France is nice, but it just doesn’t compare to THE senior Mexico trip. For those lucky enough to hitch a ride to Cancun (and for those who wish that was us), here’s an all-encompassing guide to prepare you for your all-inclusive resort.
Everyone has their own idea of a perfect vacation spot, and for KHS seniors, that spot is Mexico. The average UV index is upwards of 11, and the weather reaches a steady 90 degrees Fahrenheit (the perfect conditions for tanning). Whether you like to deep fry your skin or prefer a more medium rare roast, it’s crucial you don’t put on sunscreen. All it does is protect your skin from the harmful UV radiation that causes skin cancer, and who wants protection when the goal is to get tan? And don’t mind the little fly buzzing in your ear talking about “sunburn.” A sunburn is really just a pre-tan, and if you’re going to Mexico, it needs to be obvious.
What is a beach trip without the beautiful ocean? The clear, blue water that glimmers in the sunset; but make sure to stay out of it. You’re at the beach, for goodness sake! Why would you want to get in? Not only will you most likely ruin your hair, but it also takes away from valuable tanning time. No one has time to play mermaids anymore, so avoid the ocean like it’s the plague. I mean, what if you touch some seaweed or find a marine animal? You probably don’t like going outside anyway, so the more you can do to forget the beach is technically nature, the better.
Of course, you’re going to Mexico to have fun. And what’s more fun than bringing your parents on the trip? They get to supervise everything, ensuring that you stay safe at all times. Every club, each outing, your parents will be there! It’s totally cool to still be attached at the hip with your mom. Especially, boys, if she still happens to be your best friend. Don’t feel ashamed. Every girl wants to be a third wheel on a date with your mom. Plus, I’m sure your friends are dying to hear all of those dad jokes your father wrote down on the plane ride.
Now that you hopefully have the do’s and don’ts of Mexico figured out, you need to start brainstorming some quirky captions for your Instagram posts. After all, the most important thing to do when you get home isn’t to unpack, but to brag about where you just were. Some captions ideas could be “nacho average vacay” or “let’s taco ’bout it.” No one will cringe, I promise. You have to add your creative flare somehow! All of these tips will ensure that THE senior Mexico trip will be one to remember.
*Although this story is satirical, decisions to travel abroad should be made thoughtfully and with up to date information about government travel advisories and local safety conditions. If you are planning to travel to Mexico please ensure that you talk with family members and complete necessary steps to prioritize your safety.
