First hour: You wake up to your fifth alarm blaring in your face. You’ve snoozed all of the others, and now the one titled “BRO WAKE UP” screams from your phone. It’s 7:35, and class starts...

Gen Xers or Millennials, people born in the ancient 1900s, may have told you a story of their teen years, or shared some life advice. Your elders have been through a lot, whether that be wacky styles,...

Don’t try to deny it, false spring surely fooled you. The warmer temperatures and sunnier days made it easy to start fantasizing about summer. But with spring break around the corner, dreams may soon...

Spring break has finally rolled around, and deciding where to go can be difficult. Our one week of hard-earned vacation in mid-March should be spent doing something both rejuvenating and fun-filled. So,...

The season of awards ceremonies for movies, TV shows, Broadway productions and music is upon us. Watching every ceremony can be time consuming and monotonous with lengthy speeches and continuous clapping,...

The music industry is in a constant cycle: new artists emerge, old ones lose relevance and some songs get popular overnight, only to be called overplayed a week later. But certain artists have the ability...

Let’s be honest—most of the time, break ups are caused by genuine, heavy issues like narcissism or cheating. In these cases, it’s completely necessary and valid to break up with that person who was...

As Valentine’s Day approaches, love songs are topping the charts and setting the mood. Love is a universal feeling, but everyone’s experience is different. Music can bring these confusing and conflicting...

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*This piece is entirely satirical Every year, Feb. 14 rolls around, and most men panic from all the expectations they have to live up to. Just the thought of ensuring a memorable date (or maybe just...