When talking about the zombie apocalypse, there is no question in my mind whether it will happen; it’s a matter of when. Not to brag, but I’m kind of an expert on all things cannibalistic corpses. Despite my better judgment, I have decided to share my knowledge about how to survive when the world is overrun by undead flesh-hungry monsters.
How to recognize a zombie:
According to Matt Mogk, founder of the Zombie Research Society (ZRS),there are two types of zombies: living zombies and modern zombies. Living zombies are, as the name suggests, human beings with a twist. In this instance, a disease will transform people into super strong, intelligent attacking machines hell-bent on tearing apart every living creature in sight (for further reference, check out the movie 28 Days Later).
The modern zombie is a bit more passive. This is also a biological condition, but it possesses people after they die. Infected corpses will be reanimated, but since they are really just walking, eating dead bodies, they will not be particularly strong or smart. They will, however, be equally hell-bent on tearing apart every living creature in sight (like the zombies in AMC’s The Walking Dead ).
Whatever type of zombie plague breaks out, instant giveaways include gnashing teeth and bloody hands.
Long-term survival:
While places like Costco may seem appealing, Mogk warns to stay away from them. The more desperate people scrambling for supplies in a crowded place, the higher the likelihood there is already someone infected lurking around (this is why we have our supplies ahead of time). On top of that, Mogk cites the deaths of shoppers every year on Black Friday as people attempt to find low prices on televisions. Throw in a few brain-dead monsters who see people as zombie-chow, and it’s a place from which you want to steer clear. Instead, survive locally. Secure your own home and become self-sufficient, but raiding nearby homes may become necessary to survive until a garden can produce food.
The next step depends on the type of zombies we will confront. While the idea of living killing machines is enough to scare the pants off anyone, the infected zombies would actually be more of a short-term survival. Since they are still technically people, they must eat like everyone else, and therefore can starve to death. In a matter of months, the world could potentially be zombie-free in an infection situation. This is why the ZRS focuses more on the modern zombie apocalypse, with slower, dumber zombies. Unfortunately, this is the worst possible scenario, since the only way the modern zombie can die is to have its brain shut off again. Surviving humans would have to physically defeat and re-kill all the zombies in the world.
Surviving the zombie apocalypse: an expert opinion
Matt Mogk, zombie expert, goes in-depth on the biggest points in preparing for and surviving through the upcoming zombie plague.
When Matt Mogk started his Masters thesis on zombies, he faced little opposition.
“Looking back, I’m surprised more people didn’t object,” Mogk said. “No one really had a problem with it.”
Mogk is the founder and head of the Zombie Research Society (ZRS), an organization that studies the science, survival and pop culture aspect of zombies. He has written one of the most comprehensive handbooks on surviving the zombie apocalypse and appeared on Talking Dead, the live after-show of AMC’s hit, The Walking Dead. Mogk’s personal obsession with zombies combined with his knowledge of survival skills through the French Foreign Legion (the mercenary wing of the French Military) and a disease research company in downtown Los Angeles led to the creation of this organization. Always fascinated by the film side of zombies, Mogk noticed a connection between current diseases like mad cow and began applying these to a hypothetical zombie plague.
For him, the biggest aspect of surviving the zombie apocalypse is planning for its arrival.
“The most important thing to do is to prepare,” Mogk said. “Don’t fantasize about how cool it’s going to be. Get prepared.”
Mogk recommends that when a swarm of the undead arrives, the best attack plan is to stay put.
“Don’t leave town. There is a history of other disasters in the world and the country where you don’t want to be stranded on a highway,” Mogk said. “Get home or to a predetermined meeting area and be with your loved ones. Plan to survive in your house, and hopefully you’ve already done your prep work and will have your supplies.”
These supplies include the basics. Water tops the list, followed by shelter and food. Mogk also recommends a first aid kit, but perhaps his best advice for avoiding the undead is to steer clear of the living.
“Humans are the biggest threat in a zombie apocalypse,” Mogk said. “People make zombies, and large groups are dangerous. Zombies may be slow, zombies may be dumb, but humans aren’t. Humans are smart, crafty and prone to becoming desperate.”
