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A worrisome winter in the Lou

A worrisome winter in the Lou

Holden Foreman, web editor

February 2, 2017

“The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive,” Donald J. Trump, 45th President of the United States, stated in a tweet sent Nov. 6, 2012. Trump’s supporters reflect his opinion, as a 2016 survey conducted by the Pew Research...

Hillary Clinton

Hillary Clinton

Will Drury, copy editor

November 9, 2016

*This blog is entirely satirical Hello everybody! What’s the haps’ tonight? Is everyone here doing okie dokie? Alrighty then! I would first like to thank TKC for the gracious opportunity to speak with you. It was a nice offer, it was a kind gesture, and I am very happy. I had a speech prepared...

Donald Trump

Donald Trump

Will Drury, copy editor

November 9, 2016

*This piece is entirely satirical China. Mexico. ISIS. These three countries are beating us, and we’re losing. Crooked Hillary over here may try to tell you America’s all good, but it’s not. Believe me, it’s bad. It’s a yuuuge problem. And if we want to make it better, then we need to mak...

Commander in cleats

Commander in cleats

Christian Heutel and Maisie Bradley

November 8, 2016

TKC staffers Christian Heutel and Maisie Bradley reflect on past presidents and candidate’s athletic careers prior to working in politics. 1. Before Gerald Ford entered the oval office, his name was already known because of his athletic accomplishments. As a teenager, Ford was a center on his h...

What would you do if you were president?

What would you do if you were president?

Abby Geisz and Katie Judd

November 7, 2016

Flying across the nation just to get Pi pizza, meeting any celebrity you can dream of and having a private chef to make any dish imaginable. These are just a few of the perks the president of the United States receives. So what would you do if you were president? TKC went around the school asking just...

Is it the White House or the wife’s house?

Is it the White House or the wife’s house?

Anna-Claire Kilcoyne, features writer

November 4, 2016

The top 10 most influential First Ladies in U.S. history (from least to most): Abigail Fillmore (1850-1853) Abigail Fillmore had a great love of books, and this led to her creating the first White House library. She helped select which books would be included, overriding Congress' fear that...

VOK: Political Edition

VOK: Political Edition

Katherine Hubbard, features writer

October 20, 2016

“I would vote for Hillary Clinton,” Cara Palombo, senior, said. “Out of the choices, she is the most qualified for the position. Clinton has gained experience through her role as Secretary of State, and she’s the most prepared for the job.”   “I would vote for Donald Trum...

Presidential profiles 2016

Presidential profiles 2016

Vivian Kutheis, web staffer

October 19, 2016

    Name: Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton Birthday: Oct. 26, 1947 (age: 68) Party: Democrat Relationship Status: Married to Bill Clinton, former U.S. President Horoscope: Libra Favorite Vacation Destination: The Hamptons Favorite Foods: Lamb, burgers and hot peppers Favorite Movie: The Wizard of Oz Favorite Singers: L...

Hot or not: presidential edition

Naomi Blair, News

October 19, 2016

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Why I’m not voting this year

Why I’m not voting this year

Holden Foreman, web editor

September 15, 2016

*This blog is entirely satirical   KHS students aged 18 and older (by election day) registered to vote during homeroom last Thursday, Sep. 8, as the November election season looms around the corner. Voting, they say, is like selecting the shiniest of two turds. But this year, it feels lik...

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