The Kirkwood Call

Go ask your mom

Go ask your mom

Olivia Silvey, staff designer

March 31, 2019


Filed under Columns, Opinions

We were in the car driving back from one of my weekly therapy sessions, and my mom started talking about Suzan, her best friend at the time. She took a deep breath and said she had to tell me something. “Suzan and I… are dating,” she said. “I knew it! I knew it!” (because I had, in fact, pre...

Swiper, no swiping

Swiper, no swiping

Brendan Davidson, parsnip editor

March 14, 2019


Filed under The Parsnip

*this piece is entirely satirical Tinder is the most infamous dating app out there. People attack it day and night, but as a proud supporter of Tinder and its innovative ideas, I can’t listen to these halfwits anymore. I’ll keep the endless reasons to join Tinder brief to give you more time to...

KHS students blind date

KHS students blind date

Mia Alexander and Lydia Cohen

February 27, 2019


Filed under Top Stories, Video

Watch as bachelor Will Blackmore blind dates eight unknown contestants to see who he is most compatible with. Feel the love in the air and determine for yourself who you think Will's soulmate is by voting on the poll below. ...

Celebrity Spouse Trivia

Celebrity Spouse Trivia

Zack Deutschmann, features writer

February 19, 2019


Filed under Entertainment, Quizzes

Valentine's Day is right around the corner. Whether you're out on a fancy date or home alone, these celebrities will have their Valentine this February 14th. Take this quiz to see how well you know these couples. (function(d,s,id){var js,fjs=d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0];if(d.getElementById(id))return;js=d.createElement(s);js.id=id;js.src='https://embed.playbuzz.com/sdk.js';fjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js,fjs);}(document,'script','playbuzz-sdk')); ...

Top 5 Valentine’s Day gifts

Top 5 Valentine’s Day gifts

Claire Boysen, print managing editor

February 14, 2019


Filed under Entertainment

*This piece is entirely satirical How special can giving your significant other chocolates and roses be if everyone is doing it? Don’t you want to show your love in a meaningful way this Valentine’s Day? This commercial holiday is glorified as being the most romantic day of the year, which entails an over-...

Tell me amour and amor about love

Tell me amour and amor about love

Maddie Meyers, web managing editor

February 14, 2019


Filed under Features

The bride looks out the car window with a paper fan in her hands, preparing to drive away with her new husband. As the engine starts, she takes the fan her mother gave her and tosses it out the window. Throwing the fan symbolizes leaving old bad habits and behaviors behind to start a new life. As the...

It’s not SAD after all

It’s not SAD after all

Catherine Butler, opinions writer

February 10, 2019


Filed under Entertainment

Over three quarters of KHS students have been missing out on an international holiday. So for the 76.5 percent of you (244/319) who haven’t heard of Singles Awareness Day, it’s time to celebrate. Don’t worry if you’re currently in a romantic relationship; there’s always next year. And that othe...

What does your Zodiac Sign say about your Valentine’s Day plans?

What does your Zodiac Sign say about your Valentine’s Day plans?

Malcia Greene, entertainment editor

February 1, 2019


Filed under Entertainment

Valentine’s Day: You either love it or you loathe it. For some, envisioning a significant other at their doorstep with a dozen red roses and a box of truffles makes their heart go pitter-patter. Others, however, would rather get intimate with their Netflix account only. Whether seeing the acronym ‘i...

Valentine’s Day couples 2018

Valentine’s Day couples 2018

Charlotte Heinrich, features writer

February 12, 2018


Filed under Entertainment, Voices of Kirkwood

Have you ever seen any movie about high school without couples all around campus? Yeah, didn’t think so. In our culture, couples are a major part of high school life, and KHS is no different. Here are just three KHS couples sharing their story in time for Valentine’s Day: Charlotte Heinrich ...

What movie will describe your Valentine’s Day?

What movie will describe your Valentine’s Day?

Claire Boysen, features editor

February 12, 2018


Filed under Quizzes

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