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art by Molly HIggins

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Molly Higgins, features writer

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We asked, you answered: here are KHS’ favorite conspiracy theories.

 

“Aliens have made contact with the Earth and the government is just hiding the evidence.” -Sydney Sutter, junior

 

“Every person has an FBI agent watching [them] through their phone camera.” -Aidan Beasley, senior

 

“The ‘English’ sub fakes his accent. Except [it’s] not really a conspiracy, it’s just a fact.” -Abby Vatterott, senior 

 

Chuck E. Cheese [reuses] their [uneaten] pizza.” -Katherine Bergman, freshman

The English sub fakes his accent. Except [it’s] not really a conspiracy, it’s just a fact. ”

— Abby Vatterott, senior

“The Titanic never sank. It was an insurance scam gone horribly wrong.” -Ben Mobley, freshman

 

“Walt Disney froze himself [cryogenically].” -Jasmine Curia, sophomore

 

“Shakespeare wasn’t a person, instead it was a pen name used during his time period.” -Makenzie Van Buren, junior

 

“Birds aren’t real.” -Carter Bowman, freshman

 

“The world actually ended in 2012.” -Mackenzie Klein, freshman

 

“Water isn’t actually necessary, the government is making you drink it. That’s why I don’t drink water.” -Anna De Marco, sophomore

 

“Montana isn’t real.” -Katie Williams, sophomore

 

“Havener is a robot and he lives at school.” -Hallie Klopfenstein, sophomore

About the Writer
Molly Higgins, features writer

Interests: Theater, piano, photography, traveling when I get the chance
Favorite food: Quality iced coffee
Favorite quote: “i just drove through harvard’s...

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